According to this highly scientific chart, I should stop complaining to my boyfriend about how much it hurts when the cat jumps on my stomach. [Buzzfeed]
ailnlv writes “Days on Earth just got shorter. The recent earthquake in Chile shifted the planet’s axis by about 8 cm and shortened days by 1.26 microseconds ‘The changes can be modeled, though…

Two USAF F-15 Eagles intercept two USSR MiG-29 Fulcrums. In Soviet Russian, you get a’sploded.
This comic was so unabashedly nerdy that we were *forced* to post it. [College Humor and loldwell via theNextWeb]
…it’s driven by the same old media love affair with distribution lock in. I’ve been on about this ever since I studied Google in 2001: Media traditionally has gained its profits by owning…

OMG I WAS STUCK ON STAIRS HOLY KRAP I ALMOST DIED

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